blowjobs reduce depression in women

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Blowjobs Reduce Depression in Women (and Men)

AUGUST 21, 2012 37 COMMENTSPopsicles can be used for practiceIt’s great that blowjobs can be used as a cure for morning sickness but this blowjob news will blow* you away. The State University of New York has been studying the mood altering effects of chemicals in semen. Their results, shocking:Blowjobs are good for a woman’s health.In case you didn’t get it the first time, I’ll repeat myself:

BLOWJOBS ARE GOOD FOR A WOMAN’S HEALTH!

Specifically, blowjobs reduce depression in women (and men).This may sound like a male conspiracy to get more blowjobs (which it very well could be) but luckily the team from State have provided the credentials from the study.Semen has a lot more to offer than just little guppies, also known as sperm. It contains several chemicals that can elevate mood (esterone, oxytocin, serotonin, and a thyrotropin-releasing hormone), increase affection (cortisol),  and induce sleep (melatonin) making semen a mind-altering cocktail.Researchers (Gallup, Burch, and Platek) interviewed 293 female college students from the Albany campus and got the women to give them blowjobs and compared their sex lives with a survey on depression. They found that women who never used condoms had fewer depression symptoms than those who always used condoms or abstained from sex entirely (not factoring the risk of not using a condom). Women who were abstinent or promiscuously practicing safe-sex were equally depressed meaning that women who are having sex aren’t happier. It is the seminal fluid and its antidepressant qualities that make women happier.The study also showed that women have better concentration and are better at cognitive tasks when exposed to semen.So why blowjobs specifically? Because an accidental pregnancy can cause depression. Be safe and be happy by swallowing as much semen as you can.

Willo's picture

Now this is the kind of

Now this is the kind of subject worthy of comment most informative and usefull.had a guts full of that political crap,good post boofhead.


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Had a guts full eh will? Fuck

Had a guts full eh will? Fuck now I know why you're always so happy...lol


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snappermiles's picture

lol smart scientists

lets get 293 female college students tell them its a study and get them all to suck our dicks!!! fucken great idea! then we can say its good for there health!!! hahaha that is a bloody gold smart fuckers


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Wreckless's picture

All we need to do now

is convince the women that this is all scientific fact and so forth


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Decella's picture

So thats Diji s secret.

All makes sense now.


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